Saturday 25 September 2010

Being wooed by Moyra Melons' terrific ear rings.

Some Ladies want to copy Moyra Melons, but they don't have an inkling. There is no attempt at getting better ear rings and because of this; they have lost - straight away. They should abandon their crass and futile attempts at trying to be like Moyra Melons because they will not be able to pull it off.

This is my advice to any ladies out there. Instead of being jealous of Moyra; go out and buy a nice set of ear rings. From this base point you will be able to walk about catching bloke's admiring looks, thus developing a unique look of your own. There is only one Moyra Melons but there is only one you. Keep that in mind.

Nothing is more embarrassing then seeing a couple of nice young ladies trying to pull off this dreadful look alike without the appropriate ear wear. It stands out a mile. It just will not do, and all us guys know what you are trying to do. When we are in pubs, having a geezer chat with one another we say things like, "How vulgar and shallow." and "Where were the ear rings?"

These little touches make all the difference to vulnerable and sensitive blokes like us. We don't like to feel threatened by intrusive ladies with nothing subtle on offer. We want to be wooed by lovely ear rings. Moyra Melons knows her admiriers are as wooed as she wants. That's what makes her such a peach - great ear rings, would you not agree?

 

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think it's the fact that she has such marvellous soft, pink and very full lobes that lets her wear such lovely ear rings.
Not all women are so blessed, so don't be too harsh on the less fortunate.

Retro Brit said...

I can't help it - Moyra takes the biscuit when it comes to ear rings.

Anonymous said...

One thing is certain. When she wears earrings that way, she really can pull it off very easily.

euthanasia said...

i really like how the brilliant white of this set contrasts superbly with moyra's lovely dark hair.however i found that heavy piece of jewellry draped around her neck slightly distracting....i wont even bother commenting on those ridiculous greengrocer wannabe's !

Anonymous said...

As well as changing her earrings to suit her mood, she also changes her hair.

I offer this fiery photo of Moyra as a flame-haired temptress, giving us a teasing glimpse of her earrings. They may not be the first thing you notice, but that's only because her hair is tantalisingly obscuring her ears.

Try as she might, she can't help but encourage us to look at those beauties!

http://www.badongo.com/t/800/10539429.jpg

Retro Brit said...

I loved that photo of Moyra as the flame haired temptress. There was the merest gleam of a shinny ear stud neath the shadow of fine red hair. It was screaming at me, along with a lot of other added and decrotive things.

Anonymous said...

All that fire...probably a little racy for your blog, what?

Retro Brit said...

Just a tad, though I did think about it. To be honest, I have seen it before when looking for Moyra. It is a good photo but just a little too racy.

Anonymous said...

In that case, old chap, can I suggest you peruse these for suitability?
In all cases, you should select 'original' size.

http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540360

http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540355

http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540352

http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540350

http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540347

http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540329
(what? no earrings???)

http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540327
(a splendid view of both sides standing proud)

http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540303

http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540316

pip! pip!

moyra.fan said...

Well done, Anonymous.
These show her earrings off to good effect.
Post more if you got 'em!

Retro Brit said...

I say Anonymous - those earings were first class. I have put some on blog storage and will leak them out one at a time. I still had four or five left, but these mean the Moyra Melon Chronicles will be able to continue. Dashed well done... :)

Anonymous said...

More to follow, chaps, more to follow.

Retro Brit said...

Hoora!

Anonymous said...

Please add this clip.
She is testing the durability of her earring clasps.
Such dedication!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8-RKele9yA

Retro Brit said...

I saw that on youtube. Moyra was going to extreme lengths to divert attention from her ear rings on that occasion.

Anonymous said...

Some with a 'retro' look:
http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540304
http://www.badongo.com/pic/10541948
http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540388
http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540206
http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540309
http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540306

More modern:
http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540315
http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540302
http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540249
http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540247

Oh Lord:
http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540324
http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540317
http://www.badongo.com/pic/10540321

moyra.fan said...

Oh Lord is right!

Anonymous said...

Moyra showing off those beautiful earrings here

Retro Brit said...

Here is something for fans of the lovely Moyra and her magnificent earrings.