Tuesday 9 November 2010

Moyra Melons - could you resist her ear rings?


Moyra Melons was waiting for her husband to come home and take her out to dinner. She began to practice stances in front of the mirror to show off her wonderful new earrings. She had to get the angle right and flick the back of her hair as he walked into the living room because this; she assumed, would be the cunning ploy to attract his attention. She wanted to do this with her natural retro British modesty.


She reasoned that this tried and trusted stance had set previous men off into hot flushes and it would do the same to her husband. He would shake a little before hypnotically taking her out to a fine restaurant of her choice knowing the afters were always great.

To spring her earrings trap, she decided to wear a bland coloured garment. She was certain this added a contrasting effect against the sparkle of the earrings. Moyra believed it would be the first thing a male would notice because she had tried it before and it always seemed to work. After all, if it was not the lure of gorgeous earrings; what else could it be?


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, that look in her eyes is saying to hubby, "How would you like to nuzzle these beauties?"
How excited he must be when he gets home.
Such a simple (yet tight-fitting) outfit, combined with that lovely pair, would soon get my blood pressure up, that's for sure.
In fact, my head's starting to throb already!

Retro Brit said...

A class lady that knows how to handle things... :) I think I'd like to take her for dinner.