Sunday 6 May 2012

Moyra Melons' Fluffy Bunny Ear Rings

Can you imagine the delight that fell upon Moyra Melons' husband as he walked in from a hard days work to see his darling wife practising her dance routine for the fancy dress party they would be attending over the weekend?

She had her costume ready and was strutting away with disco lights and music blaring away.

"Hi, what do you think of these?" asked Moyra who was wearing her party piece and sporting large fluffy pink earrings.

"Well... They look, wonderful darling," he replied, feeling his pulse quicken at the sight of the huge things that were bouncing about to the rhythm of the music.

"They're not too big are they?" She asked looking for reassurance.

"Oh I don't think anyone is going to worry about your wobbly things being too big dear," he replied enthusiastically. "It's all part and parcel of what people look forward to with you my treasure."

"Really?" she said excitedly. "Do they look forward to my various earrings?"

"Yes," he replied. "Among other things."

"Other things?" she frowned.

"Yes, would you like me to elaborate in my own way?" he asked with a wicked glint in his eye.

"Well if you must," she answered, looking perplexed.

Getting perplexed did not last long as her husband closed the door and she got something else that was slightly more intense than getting a good old perplexing, as one might well imagine.

Moyra Melons hopes the reader can understand and not be deviated away from the real issues that our retro British news media omits. Peddling economic truths and pussyfooting around obvious concerns can never do. Don't let the news media control the argument because they'll just bang on about the lesser things to hide the bigger things. Political correctness is destroying British culture. 

Don't be blinded by the economic truth.


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lovely!
And take a look here. Moyra in long blonde tresses, and a most subtle outfit that merely serves to focus attention on her delightful round ear wear.
http://images.phapit.com/pic/87746-c70d23c6202c7ece1bb1fbb446f28430.jpg

Anonymous said...

Sorry, that link doesn't work, so try this one instead:
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Anonymous said...

And some more that you might be able to use:

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soap suds

wedding night

earring thief

swollen with pride

lying around

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Retro Brit said...

Wow thank you Anonymous! There are a few stories for the coming months now. I look forward to using some of these pictures. I like to bang one out a month, when it comes to Moyra Melons stories... :)So it looks like I have a few months with these and some of the others in reserve. Thanks a lot, its people like your good self that keeps these wonderful ear ring adventures going... :)

Anonymous said...

broken link, now fixed
practising her yoga

Anonymous said...

Aargh...tags keep breaking!

hard at work
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in the shower
hoop-la-la

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